Saturday, April 17, 2010

Call In CTU - Jack Bauer's Gone Rogue!

The New York Post, Page Six reports that the hard-partying star was drunk, disorderly and shirtless at 4 a.m. yesterday as four huge bodyguards dragged him out of a London strip club and threw him into a car.

Photos taken about two hours later show a shirtless Sutherland, looking nothing like Jack Bauer, being thrown out the back door of the mammary mecca by four tuxedo-clad bouncers, one of whom had him in a headlock. He was shoved into the back seat of a car and brought back to his hotel, where staff helped him to his room.

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GFEST HISTORY LESSON
Today in 1964 the Ford Motor Company unveils the Ford Mustang at the New York World's Fair

Minnesota Mom Scared of Jeff Smith's Bone



A parent in a suburb of Minneapolis-St. Paul, Minnesota, has filed a complaint with the school district objecting to the content in the fourth volume of Jeff Smith's popular Bone series.

Ramona DeLay of Apple Valley told Sun Newspapers she was "a little shocked" that her son, and elementary-school student, was reading a graphic novel depicting drinking, smoking and gambling. She filed a formal request to the school district on on March 15 asking that the book be "withdrawn from all students." In the complaint, DeLay also cited "sexual situations between characters."

Precious' Oscar Dress Made of M&M Wrappers


Gown Made From Recycled M&M Wrappers


At first glance this gown looks candy-sweet but after you realize what it's made if, it seems a little nuts. Made from Peanut M&M wrappers, this bright yellow dress serves as a reminder of how beautiful recycling can be. It was created for TerraCycle's display of recycled art and can be seen in New York's Port Authority.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Batman and the Spectre Team-Up!

Batman, Spectre and Detective Chimp in the same episode?  Thank You Brave and the Bold!

South Park Makes Kip Drordy Huge On Facebook



South Park's Kip Drordy has a Facebook page that's totally insane in the mundane, and has well over 100,000 fans.  The photos alone make the trip over to Facebook totally worth it.  http://www.facebook.com/KipDrordy  gfest

Sorry Charlie Brown: Peppermint Patty Likes Her Boys a Little Dirty


The Peanuts Comic Strip ran for so long, that it is overflowing with wonderful moments.  Yet you can always come across something previously unseen, or surprising, or jaw-droppingly weird. Like the fact that Peppermint Patty once tried to jump on anything that moved, at one point getting so desperate that Pigpen agreed to go on a date with her, although he likely just did it for some meth.

Rogert Ebert Hates Kick Ass, Which Makes Us Like it Even More.



I find “Kick-Ass” morally reprehensible, Said Rogert Ebert.  Let's say you're a big fan of the original comic book, and you think the movie does it justice. You know what?  You inhabit a world I am so very not interested in.  Well, that's a bummer.  And here I was just about to invite him out for a few drinks.  

What is even funnier, is that Rogert Ebert doesn't really seem to want to live in the world that his own reader's live in either.  While Evert gave the film 1 out of 5 stars, the users of his own site gave the film 3.5 stars.  I think its time we kick Rogert Ebert out of our world. gfest

Is Khloe Kardashian Trying to Get Cast in New Thor Movie?



Iron Man 2 doesn't hit theaters until May, but there is already speculation that the film includes a surprise cameo by another Marvel Comics hero: the Asgardian god Thor, whose big-screen debut is currently being filmed by Kenneth Branagh for 2011. 

Woman Finds Python In Hotel Toilet




A hotel guest in Nebraska said she found a python in her toilet.  The woman was staying at a local Inn when she said she found the snake coiled in the toilet. She said she noticed the 3-foot python before planting herself on the seat.

French Company Develops Exploding Breast Implants


Officials in England have issued an alert to plastic surgeons after it was discovered some breast implants manufactured in France and sold worldwide are twice as likely to explode as standard implants, the Daily Express newspaper reported Monday.

Nintendo Wii Fit Turns British Girl Into Sex Addict



Amanda Flowers, a 24-year-old from Manchester, England claims that a Wii Fit injury has turned her into a sex addict.  After falling from her Wii Fit board, Flowers reports that even minor vibrations--such as from a food processor, she says-- "turns her on".  "It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm," Flowers says.

Lost Jack Kirby Storyboards Have Hollywood Salivating



Hollywood has finally realized who was the true genious behind the Stan Lee - Jack Kirby creations at Marvel Comics.  Studios are on the hunt for any of Jack Kirby's past creations, and they found a treasure vault of his ideas locked away in storage.  Is it possible that the Gargoids—scientists who gain superpowers after being infected by an alien virus—might become as popular as the Fantastic Four? Hollywood sure hopes so, according to The New York Times.

Lawsuit Claims Steven Segal Hired a Sex Slave from Craigslist



Actor Steven Seagal, who currently appears in Steven Seagal Lawman as a reserve Jefferson Parish sheriff's deputy, has been sued by Kayden Nguyen for allegedly holding her captive as a "sex toy'' while filming the A&E reality show.


The 23-year-old claims she was hired by Seagal after responding to an ad on Craigslist for an assistant. After three interviews, she was told to pack her bags for New Orleans, where according to the lawsuit she claims she was used as a "sex toy" by the star.

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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Hayley Atwell Cast in Captain America. Has Nice Boobs.



The big news out of Hollywood today was that Hayley Atwell has been cast to play Captain Americas love interest. Atwell is playing the British love interest opposite Chris Evans, who portrays Steve Rogers/Captain America in the Joe Johnston-directed movie.

10 Real People Reviews of Flash #1 by Geoff Johns


Real Reviews.  Real People.  Real Short.
Flash #1 by Geoff Johns

@ericharburn: Really liked The Flash #1. Something about Johns & Manapul just clicks. Much Flash-ier than Rebirth. Didn't care for Brightest Day, though.

@NextChamp: Basically Flash #1 had a problem with too much exposition. Usually Johns is better at that stuff even with #1 issues.

Elliot Spitzer Called "Superman" by His Call Girl Agency


According to Peter Elkind's book "Rough Justice: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer," Spitzer once summoned three whores, one after the other, in a single day. The booker called him Superman and rightfully so.  Three times before the sun goes down is no small feat.  The book isn't supposed to go on sale until next week, but the New York Post obtained a copy, and here's one salacious excerpt:

New Photoshop CS5 Software Turns Olivia Munn Nude



With the release of Photoshop CS5, Adobe introduced a drastically improved fill system that is content aware.  The software samples the surrounding pixels to fill out or blend an image.  However, as soon as it was installed, it seemed to gain Artificial Intelligence and removed Olivia Munn clothes.

Im not sure what market Adobe was shooting for, but I'll tell you who will use it: Fake Nude Celebrity Websites.  If this software is as magical as it appears to be, we will have millions of celebrity fakes on the internet by Monday.  Don't believe me, check out the video after the jump.  I think the software was developed by wizards. gfest

Is Josh Hutcherson the Next Spiderman?



Spider-Man casting rumors are a dime a dozen these days: After HitFix claimed that Logan Lerman was "100 percent locked" to play the webslinger—and Deadline Hollywood said it wasn't so—IESB.net is saying there's another contender: Josh Hutcherson.

Shrek Studio Regrets Bizarre & Risque Photos



Shrek and Fiona posing with male and female models almost wearing their leather outfits? Puss in Boots being fed grapes by a mostly bare-chested model wearing a cross?  That's not at all what Paramount and DreamWorks Animation expected when they gave their OK for their characters to be used in Vman, a men's magazine that goes on sale April 20, a day before Shrek Forever After is set to premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

Kate Gosselin Will NOT Be in Playboy



Kate Gosselin has had some tough blows this year, and we couldn't be happier.  Now Hugh Hefner has dealt her another one. When asked if there was any possibility that Kate would grace the glossy covers of Playboy, Hef said, "No! No!" And the original playboy added insult to injury by explaining, "I don't think she's a celebrity."


The Intimidator - A $150,000 Pool Cue



No, this isn’t some nerdy D&D weapon or replica LOTR crap—it’s the most bad-ass pool cue ever made, and gfest wants one! Appropriately named “The Intimidator” this pool cue features four bladed wings that you wouldn’t want to get anywhere near your felt, or anything else for that matter. Made from a solid piece of stainless steel and a genuine Italian Obsidian Gemstone Sphere, this crazy cue took over 1800 hours to craft and engrave.

Is Heidi Montag Actually a Terminator?


America's favorite annoying spoiled brat, Heidi Montag, recently underwent ANOTHER massive plastic surgery upgrade. Say goodbye to the old "New Heidi", and say hello to the jaw-dropping, huge-boobed, 90% synthetic, fabulous new Heidi Montag!


Kick Ass Controversy? - Tween says C Word in Movie


Everyone secretly likes a foul-mouthed kid. You know you laugh every time a toddler drops the F-bomb. But some are already freaking out about Kick-Ass, the gfest approved superhero splatter-fest that opens this Friday. Kick-Ass is about a bunch of ordinary folks who transform themselves into costumed vigilantes. ChloĆ« Grace Moretz—who was 11 when she got the role—plays Hit Girl, a preteen assassin with a mouth like a sailor. As this profile by the New York Times' Dave Itzkoff notes, people went nuts last summer when the red-band trailer for the film showed Moeretz flinging the f-word and the c-word (the c-word!) along with a bunch of knives. It's a role that's sure to launch a thousand op-eds: Should children be allowed to star in hyperviolent films and spew filthy language? Are we allowed to enjoy it if they are? Is this kind of casting exploitative, or are you a chump if you see it that way?

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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Aquaman Villians Have a New Toy

Black Manta take note: there's only one of these Nautilus VAS luxury submersibles on the market today, so if you don't act fast you risk losing out on a $2.7 million submersible joyride like few others.




The VAS's "military grade" construction (which I'm assuming means can withstand Aquaman sending 200,000 starfish to attack you) may leave it blimp-like in exterior appearance, but on the inside it's all class: a restroom, a minibar, video/music players, even full size stairs! It's perfect for you distinguished supervillian who wants to hide out for long periods of time underwater.




The Nautilus VAS Mark III has room for five passengers and can travel up to six knots, and you can expect a total of up to four days underwater time without fear of drowning. It also features a Diver Lockout, meaning you can enter and exit at whim for a fully formed life under the sea.

Are Heidi Montag's Boobs Attracting the Attention of Men?



Life & Style today revealed that an incident at last month's photo shoot for The Hills sparked Heidi Montag's plan to sue show creator Adam DiVello for alleged sexual harassment. It happened the last weekend of March, during a cast photo shoot to promote the sixth and final season of The Hills, an insider close to Heidi tells Life & Style.

"Adam came up to her from behind and grabbed her with one hand on her stomach and one hand directly on her butt cheek," the insider claims. "Heidi had six bodyguards with her. They took his hand off her and moved him away from the situation."

The insider tells Life & Style that Heidi claims she'd been annoyed with DiVello for a while. "Heidi started bringing security to the set because she felt Adam was getting a little creepy. He was very touchy-feely and she insisted he wouldn't stop asking her to strip down to a bikini for scenes. Adam wasn't on set much for six seasons until Heidi got her new boobs. And now he shows up everywhere."

Another insider says it's been discussed on set that DiVello may use his position with the show to get close to young women, claiming, "You have to stroke his ego to get a big role on his shows."

An MTV spokesperson denied the allegations, telling Life & Style: "We have looked into this matter and the allegations made against Adam DiVello are completely false and without merit. Adam not only created The Hills and The City, launching the careers of several cast members, but has worked diligently to maintain a respectful and appropriate production environment."

In a statement released by MTV, Lauren Conrad, a former star of The Hills, says, "I am in utter shock at the allegations made against Adam DiVello. Not only are they completely absurd but they are 100% without merit. Adam is a true professional and a wonderful person to work for."

Meanwhile, co-star Lo Bosworth tweeted her take on the matter: "I'll repeat it: no one is/has ever been assaulted during filming of our show. hey spiedi, do you know the definition of slander? NOT OKAY."

Administrative Professionals Day is Coming Up

We got the gfest Admin Staff a Transgender Bender, although we're really, really hoping she gives it back to us.  In fact, its the only reason we bought it.



PopCap to Bring Successful Game Franchises to Facebook



PopCap, the makers of such popular games as Peggle, Bejeweled and Blitz, will be bringing a new “Blitz” style game to the social networking giant Facebook. John Vechey, co-founder of PopCap was asked whether we’d be seeing more Facebook games from the company, given the success of “Bejeweled Blitz.”  Vechey replied:


“We’re definitely doing another ‘Blitz’ game, but we’re also doing some pretty experimental games.”

He also made it clear that it won’t be a sequel to the successful Bejewled Blitz, instead confirming that it will be one of their other franchises that fits the “Blitz” model, which will feature short play sessions, leaderboards and, as with most apps on Facebook, online achievements.

Simpsons Congratulate South Park on 200th Episode

This is a nice classy move from Matt Groenig and the folks at the Simpsons.  For some reason, I'm having trouble finding Seth MacFarlane's tribute.

Always a crappy toy in the happy meal at Mos Eisley Cantina

Charlie Sheen Uses Super Mario Costume to Score Some B#@ches



Charlie Sheen, struggling since his Christmas arrest after the 911 call of wife Brooke, has been linked to escort Angelina Tracy by In Touch magazine, which claims (with photos) that Sheen has been visiting lingerie model Tracy while dressed in a disguise, apparently as America's favorite plumber, Mario.


Elin To File for Divorce from Tiger Woods


Just days after Woods completed his triumphant return to golf following his cheating scandal, Entertainment Tonight is reporting that Nordegren, who failed to show at his Masters comeback, is close to filing for divorce.


Correspondent Kevin Frazier, who has links to Woods, said: “For weeks now there have been rumors that Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren might reconcile and save their marriage.

“It was believed by going to sex rehab that Tiger had done just enough to keep his family together. But sources have told me that the marriage is indeed over.

“The couple hasn’t spoken for quite some time and it is believed that all they have to do is work out a few more details on their divorce and they can sign the divorce decree and both can move on with their lives.”

Perkins waitresses throughout the country rejoice.


Does Too Much Soy Lead to Man Boobs?


Well, all men have breasts, but what you're referring to are BIG breasts then the medical term for large breasts in a male is "gynecomastia" ("gyneco" = ladylike, "mastia" = boobies). There are a ton of causes for gynecomastia including obesity, genetics and hormones. In addition, certain medications like cimetidine (Tagamet, a medication for acid reflux) and marijuana (well, marijuana is considered "medicine" in some states) can also cause breast tissue growth. So where does soy fit in?

Gfest Wet Dream - Megan Fox - First Knight

We're giving away a Free Copy of Kick Ass Hardcover to new Followers

We at Gfest loved the Kick Ass Graphic Novel, and can't wait to go see the movie on Friday.  We also love our followers, and believe in rewarding them.  So.....

Become a new follower of Gfest by this Friday and you will be entered into a drawing to win a FREE COPY of the KICK ASS Graphic Novel. 




To become a follower just click the Follow button that looks like this:


We'll post the winner on Saturday, and don't worry about us throwing in some bogus shipping charge, that's free too!

Video chat looks to be a lock in iPhone OS 4.0


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Evidence continues to mount that the next iPhone will feature support for video chats, as multiple references to the feature have been unearthed in the latest iPhone OS 4.0 beta.

Inside what appears to be an iChat app for the iPhone, mentions of one-on-one and group video chats were found. It also appears that Apple already has at least three servers set up for the service, although all of them are only accessible through Apple’s intranet. Found elsewhere in the build were references to chat rooms and moderation which 9to5Mac speculates will be put to use in the new Game Center.

To be clear, just because something is included in the pre-release software is no guarantee it will ever see the light of day. But, considering the fact that many well informed people have been talking of such a feature for a long time, we’d be willing to wager we’ll see something along the lines of an iChat app with video abilities come June. Where there’s smoke there’s fire, right?

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