Can a Sexy Star Wars Burlesque Show Actually Succeed?

Did you even realize that burlesque shows still actually existed in this world?  Gfest sure didn't.

But a little research tells us that there has in fact been a resurgence of interest in burlesque shows in the last decade or so.  The original burlesque shows, which began here in America in the 1860's shows played in cabarets and clubs, and featured bawdy comedy and striptease, but not nudity. 

They were a part of American culture for another eighty years, but the format began to fade in popularity in the 1940's, at the very earliest stages of the sexual revolution in this country.  Burlesque shows were eventually replaced by strip clubs, much to the appreciation of men everywhere.

What you probably didn't know is that they have apparently made a bit of a comeback.  The shows began to return in New York City in the early 1990s and developed a bit of a cult following.  The shows then spread to Los Angeles and New Orleans.  

We assume they quickly realized that nobody in their right mind would actually pay money to see this.  For most men, the only reason they go to a theatery thing is because their date has promised them the chance to see naked boobs later that evening.  Burlesque is theater with no boobs, which just isn't going to cut it in today's world.  We have the internet now.  Burlesque alone can't compete with that.

So what's a burlesque dancer to do?  Well, you could try to court the ever growing geek culture by adding some extra sexual energy into some of our favorite science fiction characters.  And that's just what the ladies below tried to do by adopting the Star Wars culture.

But did they succeed?  You be the judge:

Kashyyyk's Next Top Model?

I believe this is the newest model, the titTIE fighter.

THIS is the droid I was looking for!

They're clones right?  So all of them look like this?  
This almost makes up for Jar Jar Binks.

Boba seems to have developed a Fettish.

Sources: break.com, blastr.com, thestar.com, filmdrunk.com,

The Sexiest and Worst Batman Tattoos of All Time - NSFW

A Batman tattoo is the coolest thing a person can have.  Hands down.

Unless you call it a Battoo.  Or you make your tattoo into a tramp stamp.  Then you are just a dork. 

But deciding which exact Batman themed tattoo to get can be an agonizing process that can take years before one can make a final decision.

Some people make rash decisions, and live to regret them. Some absolutely nail it.

Your friends at gfest have been engaged in this process for a long time, and have seen a tremendous amount of tattoos with Batman, the Batman logo, or the various members of the Bat family and rouges gallery featured.

We now present you with two worthy of your special attention - our winners of the World's Sexiest Batman Tattoo and the World's Worst Batman Tattoo

 

Seriously.  Did you actually pay for this? 

The flat stomach would make you seem like a real catch -- that is until you reveal that you let a five year old tattoo the batman symbol on your stomach, and that you still use MySpace. 

Now THIS is how you wear the symbol!  Especially like that the sexy little bat is flying right above her own personal Batcave.  She's also got a very Catwoman feel to her, which only makes things better.  Well done.


Have you seen a worse batman tattoo?  Have you seen a sexier one?  Let us know.  

Zack Snyder says "My Superman Will be Different" and "No General Zod"

Zack Snyder is learning from his producer Christopher Nolan when it comes to giving cryptic answers. He has even gone as far as to rule out a villain as Nolan did just last week with the Riddler.

Digital Spy reports on an interview with Empire:

"It's a different story," Snyder said. "I won't say there's a break from the canon or anything like that, but there is definitely an approach that makes you go, 'Okay, that's a way to get at it.'"

He continued: "David is very respectful of the canon and stuff like that. It has its roots in the canon and again, like I say, it has a point of view about who he is. I'm being cryptic, I know, but it's the best I can do."

Asked if his movie will track the Man of Steel's early years, Snyder replied: "I think it's early to say. I don't know."

The director also described rumours of the comic book hero facing General Zod as "just wrong", adding that "the internet has no idea what's going on". The truth hurts and I can't help agree that the "internet has no idea what's going on." Gfest is guilty as anyone of falsely publicizing the 'early years' storyline.  We are just so excited for a Superman reboot that report any ounce of news we can find about the upcoming Zach Snyder movie.

Lastly, if by different Snyder means a super sexy Supergirl character, Kelli seems like a prime candidate.

Via: comic book movie and photograph from Kelli (this site nsfw).

Brooke Burke Makes a VERY GOOD Catwoman

Why doesn't every holiday require sexy women to dress in costume and parade around town?  Wouldn't Easter, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, Christmas or St. Patrick's Day be more fun with a little cosplay skin?

Catwoman.  The word is synonymous with sexy.  And, to prove my point, here’s one of the hottest women (and moms) on the planet, Brooke Burke at the 17th Annual Dream Halloween shindig dressed up as the sexiest Catwoman that I’ve seen in a long, long time. Wow, seeing Brooke Burke in that skin-tight suit feels like I'm looking at a Jim Lee or Adam Hughes comic book. 

Alien Abductee To Tell Story in New Comic Book

Over the last 20 years, approximately 100,000 people claim to have been abducted by aliens, and they can't ALL be wrong can they?

Kim Carlsberg sure doesn't think so.  Kim experienced a "sudden an inexplicable relationship with non-human entities" starting with a 1988 experience in California while she was dating the creator of "Baywatch."  Kim released her first book in 1995 which detailed the personal events of her abduction, called "Beyond My Wildest Dreams: Diary of an Alien Abductee."  She made some claims in that book that were hard for the general public to digest, including the birth of an alien baby named April.

But now she is back, with plans to once again tell her story and those of 150 others through a comic book that she wrote with detailed illustrations based on the memories of those who were abducted.

'The Art of Close Encounters,' is a coffee table book that features 150 illustrations made by alleged abductees describing their experiences.  Here's what they say aliens look like:

Interesting, and fairly standard.  In fact most of the drawings of aliens in the book look very similar to these two above.  But then we hit the jackpot!  Then we find the hot alien.  The one we all wish we could be abducted by.  Check out this alien princess:

Now you have my attention!  What planet is she from?  And when does the next NASA flight leave?



It's hard to believe that we are the only beings in the entire universe.  But that doesn't necessarily mean we're ready to jump on board the idea of alien abductions, and alien babies.  That's an idea we may need a little time to warm up to.  Having said that, presenting the arguement in the form of a graphic novel with super hot alien princesses is a brilliant way to begin to make me a believer. 

Sexy Super Model Tanit Phoenix May Be the Next Wonder Woman

Apparently the South African supermodel and actress, who recently appeared in Lost Boys: The Thirst, is in the running to play Wonder Woman in the new WB/DC tv series heading our way..

Although we may not see the Amazonian princess on the big screen for some time, we will see her grace our tv screens at some point. According to Comic Book Movie, apparently WB/DC are already on the hunt for a lady to don the lasso and gauntlets. And WhatsPlaying report that model turned actress Tanit Phoenix is on their watch list..

Apparently, the actress has actually already spoken to key members of the production team and expressed interest… and they’re (that includes some suits at Warner Bros, whom she worked with on Lost Boys: The Thirst) apparently big fans, so her name will undoubtedly be amongst the four or five young actresses that are ultimately shortlisted for the role of the Amazonian princess. “She will definitely get to screen test”, says an insider.

Phoenix certainly looks the part. She's 5'9 and all kinds of gorgeous. Aside from The Lost Boys movie she has appeared in Lord Of War with Nicholas Cage, a few straight to dvd flicks and has been cast in the lead for HBO's upcoming show Femme Fatales.

via comic book movie, Keron Grant 

Slave Leia Terminator Halloween Costume

Gizmodo is currently running a Sexy Robot Costume Contest, which is nothing short of brilliant.  While we don't know who the winner will eventually be, we sure know where gfest's votes are going.

We proudly present the Slave Princess Leia Terminator costume, which brilliantly mashes up two of science fiction's best franchises.  George Lucas wishes he could think of something this cool.


All entries to the contest are posted on their Facebook page, where you can vote on your favorite robots by "liking" them.  Although we dare you to find one sexier than Leia. 

Super Sexy Anime/Manga Halloween Costumes for 2010 (NSFW)

If you are planning to ask your favorite gal to dress-up a little different on Halloween, you may be surprised to know that there are various options to choose from in Manga/Anime genre. I'm the first to admit that I am rookie when it comes the Manga genre, but after doing a little research for this post these sexy and sizzling outfits should be on the top of your list.

The last three weeks we began our weekly Halloween feature which highlights one sexy superhero costume each week until October 31.  This week decided to go pay tribute to Manga/Anime by showing off our favorite sexy costumes from this genre.

Hopefully these costumes may provide a bit of inspiration for our lovely, beautiful and sexy female readers to wear to this Halloween.