New Avatar Parody Porn Trailer Debuts With Disappointing Title

Building on its string of successful porn parody titles, Hustler has released the trailer to its latest XXX parody based on the most successful film of all time - Avatar.  While we continue to think the costumes in this film are anything but sexy, our gripe focuses on the completely unoriginal name that Hustler has come up with for the film:

  This Ain't Avatar XXX.

Good lord is that boring.  Because we at Gfest are givers, we proudly offer the good folks the following names for their proposed Avatar Porn, all of which are better than This Ain't Avatar XXX:

Into The Blue, Assatar, Blue Job or Blue Balls of Fury

You're Welcome, now enjoy the trailer.

Superman XXX Casts Gay Porn Star in Role of Clark Kent

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Images from Hustler's Avatar Porn Movie - Are You HorNavi (Possibly NSFW)?

New images from the Hustler Avatar porn spoof, This Ain't Avatar XXX, have been released. Quite frankly these images don't turn me on they scare the ever living sh*t out of me. These are the things that give adolscent boys nightmares. Does anyone find these woman (I assume they're woman) coated in blue paint attractive?  I think we all agree Smurfette was smokin hot, but these Navi's are Lindsay Lohan gross.

This Ain't Avatar XXX is being released on DVD and Blu-ray this September 28th. It even has a two-disc set that includes both a 2D and 3D version of the film.

Is THIS the Best the Porn Industry Could do for Wonder Woman XXX?

The folks at Vivid Entertainment have grand plans to produce an entire stable of porn videos based on superheroes.  This would be the one instance where the comic book community would actually be more excited to see a Wonder Woman movie than a Batman or Superman movie.  Some of us have been dreaming about Wonder Woman having sex since we were little.

It now seems that the Wonder Woman XXX: A Porn Parody production is underway, as porn actress Tori Black posted this photo of herself in the role.  Wow are we dissapointed.  Why you ask?

1. Wonder Woman has boobs, pretty big ones in fact.  Yet they apparently found the only porn actress in the world who doesn't have boobs to play the role of Princess Diana.

2. She's a Princess of the Amazons, not the Princess of the Trailer Park.  Clean that porch up for Hera's sake, and buy yourself some real patio furniture.

3. That may possibly be the least sexy Wonder Woman costume ever made. Who has ever seen a Wonder Woman costume that doesn't expose some cleavage. 

I know its just a porn movie, but if you're going to do Wonder Woman, you should do her right.  And hard. 

Apple's iPad adds in San Francisco Get Porn Pranked

Two dudes who are clearly as frustrated as the rest of the free world that Steve Jobs hates porn and tries to keep it off everything "i" pulled a great prank on Apple's CEO.  

These guys, who call themselves Freedom From Porn overlayed funny porn images on iPad ads in public places all around San Francisco.

One shows Steve Jobs checking his Facebook account which seems to have an awful lot of porn links in it.  Don't worry, the video is safe work.

Freedom From Porn from Freedom From Porn on Vimeo.

Senator Likes Surfin for Porn at the Capitol

Gfest understands this situation:  boredom + computer = porn.  It's a fact, we swear.   Ask any sociologist. 

Just ask Florida State Senator Mike Bennett, R-Bradenton.  Clearly Senator Bennett is bored.  Clearly he has access to a computer and as we know from science that means he will surf porn.  

Sit back and watch the video below to see science in action.

 

Walmart Selling Porn Movies?

The luckiest woman in America, claims she bought Sherlock Holmes at Wal-Mart but the DVD was actually a porn movie…

Where did this adult movie com from? Wal-Mart? The DVD manufacturer? or is this woman lying?  Watch the video to see the coverage of the story.

Good news if Wal-Mart does get into the porn business you know they will have the best prices in town.