Funniest Alien vs Predator Themed Merchandise Ever

If you don't think that's funny, you're on the wrong website. 

If you're upset that we made fun of Michael Jackson, please leave the site now. 

If on the other hand, you're upset that we forced E.T. to pose with Michael Jackson, well that's a completely legitimate concern.  You may register your complaints below.

E.T. and Yoda Take Their Love Affair Public

This picture raises soooo many questions:

1. Why is Yoda dressed as the midget from Fantasy Island?

2. Why is Yoda dressed in clothes and E.T. naked?

3. Did E.T. just get shot in the head?

4. The the Jedi Order approve of homosexuality.

5. Is there any alien version of The Bachelor?  Is that why E.T. has that rose?