Coolest Super Mario Bros. Artwork to Date

LabrenzInk created this marvelous piece of art appropriately entitled, "The Mario Bros."  I love the realism and detail.  The Bowser is by far the best rendition I have seen to date.  Head to his site over at deviantART site to check this and many more wonderful creations.

Best Selling Book in the Mushroom Kingdom - Koopa Sutra

Who every now and then doesn't need a little spice in the bedroom? Princess Peach & Mario. Toad & Toadette. Daisy & Luigi. Yoshi & Birdo. You can bet that they even grow tired of suing mushrooms or fire flowers as props. Well now thanks to the best selling book, Koopa Sutra the Mushroom Kingdom is like living in Sodom and Gomorrah.  I bet Bowser is pissed.

The Office in the Mushroom Kingdom

I'd be the envy of the entire office if I had these sweet Mario file cabinets.  They're classy, professional and downright stylish.  I'm going straight to human resources to see I can get these approved for my office.  "Here we go!"

Source: icanhasinternts

Sex is the Same Even in the Mushroom Kingdom

Thanks to Steve Napierski over at Dueling Analogues for this hilarious cartoon of Peach and Daisy.  Poor Mario, after all these years being monogamous, he still has to strap on a condom.

Zombie Mario Mushroom Kingdom

Is Robert Kirkman designing video games for Nintendo?  Probably not but this Zombie picture of theSuper Mario Bros. is as good as any zombie in the Walking Dead. 

Is this Halloween or a new off broadway production?  I don't know but am hoping they're traveling the country with their show.  Broadway Across America needs to pick this one up.

PS:  I love the fact Princess Peach is smoking.

Source Dorkly

Mama F*ckin Mia - You Princess Cheatin B*tch!

I always knew Peach was a two-bit Cheatin whore.  Was it the power, kingdom, bad-boy image or his massive "tail" that made Peach sway.  We may never know.  Hopefully, Mario can get a hold of Elin Nordegren's attorney.

SEXY Anime Princess Peach

Yoshi looks like he is going to get up in that.  I bet the Princess likes that long sticky tongue.

The Creation of Mario

Gfest found this absolutely marvelous picture by TsaoShin on deviantART.  Shigeru Miyamoto creates Mario in a parody of Michelangelo's "Creation of Adam" from the Sistine Chapel.

The characters in the picture from left to right: Mario, Midna, Shigeru Miyamoto, Daisy, Princess Peach, Toadette, Zelda and Birdo. Lower row: Rosalina and Samus.  The leaf is from Super Mario Bros. 3. It's the one that grants you the raccoon tail.

Thanks TsaoShin for this wonderfully creative art.  

The Secret Story Behind What Really Happened in Super Mario Revealed

Gfest loves funny cartoons.  Especially cartoons featuring our favorite Nintendo Characters.  We stumbled upon this cartoon by Steve Napierski at duelinganalogos.  Once we read it and stopped laughing we knew we had to share with our Gfest friends.

All those hours spent playing Super Mario Brothers would been much shorter and a heel of a lot easier if we could have just said, "Too F'n Bad, Princess"

Once You Go Bowser You Never Go Back

Poor Mario.  He busts his ass on a daily basis in a constant effort to save Princess Peach, and the biatch has the nerve to complain about Mario not juicing her peach?

Gfest thinks she should give the poor Italian bastard a break.  He's probably a little tired from chasing you all over god's green earth and then some. 

Mario and Link need to get together and make a pinky-swear to stay off princesses.

(Gfest could not make out the artist name to give him/her full credit.  please let us know so we can give credit where credit is deserved.)