Aquaman's Advice to Michael Phelps About Marijuana

 

"Now pay attention dumb ass.  Notice how Aquaman hits this without any cameras around us.  Also, a secret that very few people know is that if you smoke enough you can actually talk to the fish"

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Funniest Alien vs Predator Themed Merchandise Ever

If you don't think that's funny, you're on the wrong website. 

If you're upset that we made fun of Michael Jackson, please leave the site now. 

If on the other hand, you're upset that we forced E.T. to pose with Michael Jackson, well that's a completely legitimate concern.  You may register your complaints below.

NEW Robert Downey Jr. & Zach Galifianakis Movie Gets a Trailer!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint from ain't it cool news posted this trailer for DUE DATE.  The trailer is hilarious and with Galifianakis and Downey acting and a Todd Phillips (THE HANGOVER) movie you know it's got to be good.   

As Quint stated in his post, "the prospect of trapping them together in a PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES type of anti-buddy road movie for a couple of hours holds so much promise." 

Enjoy the trailer:
 

What Happens When R2-D2 and C-3PO Have Sex?

Jon Plante designed this t-shirt entitled "Love Child" that you can purchase at teefurry.  Gfest assumes C-3PO carried the child but what did R2-D2 use to do the nasty droid?

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Comedy Central's Tosh.0 on Why Soccer is Stupid

Gfest loves the Tosh.0 show.  It's one of the funniest and most relaxing 30 minutes on television.  Earlier this week, Tosh.0 did a very accurate portrayal of how most Americans really feel about soccer.  Watch the video below.  It's damn funny!

Superman Can't be Bothered with the Homeless

Look Superman is a busy dude, he can't solve everyone's problems.  Besides, isn't care for the homeless the entire reason the Justice League Detroit was formed?

Batman and Robin Find a Citizen in Need of Help

Enjoy this Dan Piraro cartoon.  Most people think Batman is always busy fighting huge threats to Gotham like the Joker and the Penguin.  But Batman is always on the lookout fro trouble, no matter how big or small.

Did You Know Admiral Ackbar Says "It's a Trap"

The "It's a trap" joke has become tremendously overused in terms of Star Wars jokes.  Having said that, this shirt is pretty funny.  Maybe we're sheltered, but this is a new "its a trap" joke to us, and that is a rare occasion.  Well done.  Well done.

Reason #589 our Nation's Public School System Sucks

Are you kidding me?  This kid got detention for standing up in the middle of class and declaring that he is Superman?  Poor Anthony.  If that were my kid, I would be incredibly proud, and take the kid out for ice cream after his detention was over.  Ms. Eiesland needs to loosen up and have some fun with her students.

But you know what's worse than giving him the detention?  Ms. Eiesland deducted 10 charachter points!  That is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of.  Next time Ms. Teacher just laugh it off and keep teaching.   

Cookie Monster's Binge Shirt

Poor Cookie Monster.  I don't know how we didn't see this coming.  That lovable guy has passed out over a cookie binge.  Clearly this monster has a bigger problem.  We've all laughed along over the years at Cookie Monsters inability to control himself when around cookies.  Somehow, it doesn't seem funny anymore.

It's also a shirt, and available here.

He-Man Cast for Sequel to Super Size Me Movie

Artist Joshua Clements created this very funny picture of He-Man with a slight McDonald's addiction.  Apparently McDonald's even has a presence on Eternia.  If He-Man looks this bad, I can only imagine how awful Prince Adam must look.

Futurama's Dr. Zoidberg Mashup of Zingers

Since Futurama's season premier is right around the corner, Gfest thought we would get you in the mood by posting this video from Comedy Central of Dr. John D. Zoidberg's best one-liners.

For those readers of Gfest that are not familiar with Dr. Zoidberg.  He is everyone's favorite Decopodian, a race of sentient lobster-like creatures, originating from Decapod 10. 

Sit back and enjoy some hilarious Dr. Zoidberg one-liners.

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Mario Galaxy 3 - Fox's Revenge

Gfest found this very funny cartoon of Mario Galaxy at dorkly and we couldn't stop laughing.  As HUGE fans of Mario Galaxy, we love this cartoon.  Gfest could not make-out the author of this wonderful strip, so please let us know if you who you are.

T Shirt That Lets You Touch Boobies!

We are praying for the day when we get to personally see this shirt on a cute girl.  It's only available from some Russian T-Shirt site called MaryJane and they are going to charge you $42 for it. 

That may seem a steep price for a shirt, but remember that if used properly, it has the side benefit of increasing the size of your joystick.

Bruce Wayne Has a Bigger Dick Grayson

Once in a while Gfest get very fortunate and stumbles upon an awesome comic-art blog.  Well we certainly got very lucky when we found FoxxFireArt's Blog and deviantArt pages thanks to our friends at comicvine.

FoxxFireArt has been developing a very funny comic strip based on the The Return of Bruce Wayne.  FoxxFireArt explains on his blog.

When I heard Bruce would be traveling through time. I tried to think of the most iconic forms of time travel that could make a funny joke. I thought of "Back to the Future", "Quantum Leap", and " Terminator". While Quantum Leap has the most comedic potential. The manner of time travel was different. Knowing this. The theme of this 4koma should be pretty obvious.

I was actually posting images on my Twitter account (@ FoxxFireArt) showing my progression in the creation of this 4koma. From the time that my pencil hit the page. Every few hours I would post a sample to my Twitter account. I'm not sure how that went over. I'm not sure I will try that again. I just don't know if anyone even cared. Below are the images that I posted.

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Gfest's Top Five Last Supper Parodies

Last night was the second to last episode of LOST and gfest loved it.  We can't wait for Sunday when ABC will provide us with 45 straight hours of LOST programming.  The final season kicked off with the now famous LOST Last Supper Picture. Here are gfest's other Last Supper parodies that make our Top Five.