Superman's Honeymoon Got Off to a Rocky Start

Pretty funny Clark Kent - Lois Lane - Batman cartoon found while wasting time at funnyjunk.

New MojoWijo Turns Wii Remote into a High Tech Vibrator

Check out the Mojowijo, the new device that can be attached to the Nintendo Wii remote and can be used as a vibrator!

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

The main appeal of this product isn't the ability to simply transform your Wii remote into a vibrator.  They've figured out how to let you control others' Wii Remote vibrators remotely.

Mojowijo transforms your Nintendo Wii remote control into a next generation body stimulation device.  The motions of one wiimote are transformed into vibrations in another wiimote. Literally allowing you to 'share the mojo' with anyone either in the same room or anywhere else in the world over the internet.
The device is attached to the accessory port on a Nintendo Wii remote control. The control is then connected to a bluetooth enabled PC running Mojowijo software. Using Mojowijo's patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device. 

They currently aren't for sale, but they are ready to start beta testing the Wiibrators soon.  Sign up HERE if you're interested in being a guinea pig.

Batman Having Sex WIth Four Blondes - Pow! Bap! Splatt!

So THIS is where all those old action words from the old Adam West Batman TV Series came from.  This all makes sense now.  Although I thought Bruce Wayne was the ladies man. 

Best Selling Book in the Mushroom Kingdom - Koopa Sutra

Who every now and then doesn't need a little spice in the bedroom? Princess Peach & Mario. Toad & Toadette. Daisy & Luigi. Yoshi & Birdo. You can bet that they even grow tired of suing mushrooms or fire flowers as props. Well now thanks to the best selling book, Koopa Sutra the Mushroom Kingdom is like living in Sodom and Gomorrah.  I bet Bowser is pissed.

Sex is the Same Even in the Mushroom Kingdom

Thanks to Steve Napierski over at Dueling Analogues for this hilarious cartoon of Peach and Daisy.  Poor Mario, after all these years being monogamous, he still has to strap on a condom.

Once You Go Bowser You Never Go Back

Poor Mario.  He busts his ass on a daily basis in a constant effort to save Princess Peach, and the biatch has the nerve to complain about Mario not juicing her peach?

Gfest thinks she should give the poor Italian bastard a break.  He's probably a little tired from chasing you all over god's green earth and then some. 

Mario and Link need to get together and make a pinky-swear to stay off princesses.

(Gfest could not make out the artist name to give him/her full credit.  please let us know so we can give credit where credit is deserved.)

CIA had Plans to Create a Saddam Gay Sex Tape

But which of these Saddams were they targeting?

According to the Guardian, some of America's top spies believed that shooting a fake video of Saddam cavorting with a teenage boy might destabilise his power base. "It would look like it was taken by a hidden camera. Very grainy, like it was a secret videotaping of a sex session," one former CIA official was quoted as saying.

Obviously that plan never went anywhere.  But the CIA did apparently make a video of a fake Osama bin Laden sitting around a camp fire, drinking booze and boasting of his own gay conquests.  I'll bet that was a fun day at work for the CIA boys.

It's hard to believe we haven't won this war on terror yet with top notch plans like these.

Harry Potter's First Time

Gfest loves the Harry Potter books, but you know what the most unbelievable part of the book was?  The lack of sex.  All those hormones running around in a boarding school, and none of those kids are having sex?  Gfest doesn't buy it, especially in a school where Hermoine Granger is running around for heaven's sake. 

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Nicolas Cage Won't Eat Animals That Have Dirty Sex

Kick-Ass actor and huge comic book fan Nicolas Cage has revealed that he will only eat animals who mate in a dignified fashion, a dietary preference which rules out pigs, because they apparently have dirty sex too.

According to the Guardian, the Oscar-winning actor is happy to eat fish or poultry because their love lives are more decorous.  Gfest can only assume they only use the missionary position.


Big Daddy went on to explain that "I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds.  But pigs, not so much. So I don't eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl."

Dude is weird.

Top 15 Superhero Sex Position Names

Recently on Twitter, a little game developed where people were asked to come up with names for sex positions based on superheroes.  Gfest thought that the results were pretty funny.  Below are our top 15 favorite superhero sex position names.  Which will you be trying tonight?

• The Hulk Smash
• Magoggie Style
• Booster Gold Shower
• Dirty Sinestro
• Tickling Her Black Canary
• Howard the Fuck
• Penetrating the Fortress of Solitude
• Reverse Boy Wonder
• Thor's Rusty Hammer
• Growing the Apache Chief
• Hawking the Dove
• Silver Surf Her
• Spelunking Her Batcave
• The Omega Effect
• Martian Manhumper

Is Texting Really Most Dangerous Thing People do in Car?

The dangers of sending text messages while driving has quickly become the issue of the day that our politicians feel the need to protect us from, as smart phone use has intertwined itself with our daily lives.

But is it the most dangerous activity to undertake in a car, or even the most common?

According to a recent survey, approximately 28% of drivers text while driving.  Yet, 35% of drivers have undressed or changed clothes while driving, 29% of drivers admit to kissing while in motion, and another 15% say they've engaged in sexual intercourse or another sexual act.
Another interesting fact, 5% confessed to having played video games while behind the wheel. 

14 Year Old Boy Gets Nintendo Wii, Marijuana and Lots of Sex from Teacher.

Kristen Sullivan is an innovator.  The 25 year old teacher from Florida is charged with two counts of sexual battery and one count of lewd and lascivious battery, according to local police.   

Kristen is accused of having sex with the boy more than 100 times.  That's an impressive amount for one of these student teacher sex scandals, but Kristen didn't stop there. 

 

In addition to sex, Kristen also:

• Repeatedly gave the boy marijuana
• Changed his grades for him
• Told the boy she might be pregnant
• Gave him a Nintendo Wii and videogames
• Gave him a cell phone, Air Jordan Sneakers and a gold chain.
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  Last had sex with him in the back of her car, parked in front of the boy's home

I mean Kristen knows how to do a scandal.  If you're going to throw away your career and spend some time in jail, I guess she figured that you might as well go all out.

  

Read more: http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/04/22/1593792/teacher-accused-of-sex-with-student.html#ixzz0nd8uowwO

But Is He the Fastest Man Alive in Bed?

This is a funny cartoon of the Flash getting some real superhero action.  I wonder which Flash that is though?  Gfest's guess is that its Barry Allen.  The old man is probably just excited to be back from the dead and having sex again. 

Gfest was going to guess Jay Garrick, but we assume that Jay practices safe sex and always wears a helmet in bed.

You Know, Wonder Woman Never Had This Problem.

Lois Lane apparently isn't quite kinky enough for Superman.  Too Funny.

Tiger Scores 121 & Proud of it

Tiger Woods is not only the Superman of Golf but also the Superman of sex. 

According to the National Enquirer, Tiger Woods has admitted that he cheated with as many as 121 women while married to his wife Elin! 

Somewhere Wilt Chamberlain and Magic Johnson are smiling.