Wonder Woman to Appear in Soft Core Porn Movie

Is Wonder Woman having a mid life crisis? 

First we got the new costume, which exactly zero people liked. 

Now Diana Prince, is appearing in soft core porn films.

What's next?  A shotgun wedding?

Is THIS the Best the Porn Industry Could do for Wonder Woman XXX?

The folks at Vivid Entertainment have grand plans to produce an entire stable of porn videos based on superheroes.  This would be the one instance where the comic book community would actually be more excited to see a Wonder Woman movie than a Batman or Superman movie.  Some of us have been dreaming about Wonder Woman having sex since we were little.

It now seems that the Wonder Woman XXX: A Porn Parody production is underway, as porn actress Tori Black posted this photo of herself in the role.  Wow are we dissapointed.  Why you ask?

1. Wonder Woman has boobs, pretty big ones in fact.  Yet they apparently found the only porn actress in the world who doesn't have boobs to play the role of Princess Diana.

2. She's a Princess of the Amazons, not the Princess of the Trailer Park.  Clean that porch up for Hera's sake, and buy yourself some real patio furniture.

3. That may possibly be the least sexy Wonder Woman costume ever made. Who has ever seen a Wonder Woman costume that doesn't expose some cleavage. 

I know its just a porn movie, but if you're going to do Wonder Woman, you should do her right.  And hard.