Aquaman's Advice to Michael Phelps About Marijuana

 

"Now pay attention dumb ass.  Notice how Aquaman hits this without any cameras around us.  Also, a secret that very few people know is that if you smoke enough you can actually talk to the fish"

Picture Source: evAnimal

Donald Duck Arrested on Drug Charges, Seriously

You can't make this sh!t up. 

MASSILLON, Ohio - A man named Donald Duck was arrested on drug charges after an accident in a drive-through line over the weekend.

Officers said Duck, 51, was arrested at about 5:25 p.m. Saturday after he repeatedly struck the car in front of him while at a drive-through pizza line on Lincoln Way East in Massillon.

Police said Duck was charged with drug paraphernalia offenses and possession of marijuana.
According to Massillon police, Duck has been arrested numerous times on DUI charges dating back to 1991.

Baby with Bong Picture Sparks Outrage

A Florida mother has posted a picture of her baby "smoking" out of a bong on Facebook.


In a development surprising to no one but herself, the pic has gotten the attention of the Florida Department of Children and Families who have in turn launched an investigation into her parenting skills.

The 19-year-old mother is defending the photo. She claims it was taken as a joke and posted on Facebook so that she could show one of her friends.


The Florida Dept. of Children and Families isn't buying the explanation, and is now in the process of drug testing both the mother and the baby.

The unnamed mother has come forward and stated via Facebook, "If u look at the picture u can see that there is no bowl in the tabacco pipe...I would never ever ever let him get high."

If drugs were used by or found near the baby, she could face serious charges, including losing her 11-month-old son to the state of Florida.

Texas Police Confiscate Hundreds of Weeds They Thought Was Marijuana

What was first thought to be one of the largest marijuana seizures in the Corpus Christi Police Department's history turned into an embarrassing incident for the cops, as the clueless officers spent a busy and exciting evening harvesting hundreds of horsemint weeds (pictured) from a city park.

The incident began when a teenager riding his bike through Waldron Park in Flour Bluff discovered what he thought were pot plants growing there about 8 p.m Thursday.

The police then spent about an hour pulling up, bagging and tagging around 400 plants. But when they took their haul back to the station, tests revealed that it was a common weed called horsemint.

Police didn't they explain how their big "drug haul" will be disposed of, now that they've spent untold hours and plenty of taxpayer money clearing weeds of the the city park.

The estimated street value of the horsemint is $0.

If Cartoon Characters Went to College

College Humor posted these very funny cartoons entitled, "If Cartoon Characters when to College."

Gfest laughed out-loud after looking at these hilarious and creative cartoons.

Who would have thought that Pikachu could pounds beers like that?  Timmy Turner's Fairy God Parents really came through for him. Spongebob looks like he may need about dozen crabby patties.  And, the PowerPuff Girls are looking pretty freakin sweet now that they have grown up.  Kudos Professor.

To see all the hilarious cartoons click on read more.

14 Year Old Boy Gets Nintendo Wii, Marijuana and Lots of Sex from Teacher.

Kristen Sullivan is an innovator.  The 25 year old teacher from Florida is charged with two counts of sexual battery and one count of lewd and lascivious battery, according to local police.   

Kristen is accused of having sex with the boy more than 100 times.  That's an impressive amount for one of these student teacher sex scandals, but Kristen didn't stop there. 

 

In addition to sex, Kristen also:

• Repeatedly gave the boy marijuana
• Changed his grades for him
• Told the boy she might be pregnant
• Gave him a Nintendo Wii and videogames
• Gave him a cell phone, Air Jordan Sneakers and a gold chain.
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  Last had sex with him in the back of her car, parked in front of the boy's home

I mean Kristen knows how to do a scandal.  If you're going to throw away your career and spend some time in jail, I guess she figured that you might as well go all out.

  

Read more: http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/04/22/1593792/teacher-accused-of-sex-with-student.html#ixzz0nd8uowwO

Miss Hightimes Magazine 2010 is....

Your Gfest family knows that all you loyal "420 Day" followers have been holding that last puff in anticipation of the the announcement of the High Times Magazine, Miss High Times 2010.

Well it's time to say hello to Brittany Wagoner, who originally hails from Laughlin, NV, but moved to Denver at the age of 19.

Blockbuster Celebrates 420 Day with Free Give Away

Andy Brown, 30, bought his son a used copy of Fight Night Round 4 from a local Blockbuster and got a present that would make Willy Nelson jump for joy!

"He'd only been playing the game ten minutes when he came down with the bag in his hand and asked, 'Daddy, what's this?'" Brown told the Sun. "I checked and realized. I was horrified and took it off him straight away."

"They should be checking all the boxes before they sell them," Brown told the Sun. "What if he'd thought it was sweets, and started munching away? It doesn't bear thinking about."

Moral of the story:  don't hide your stash in anything that is on loan and must be returned. Gfest