Donald Duck Arrested on Drug Charges, Seriously

You can't make this sh!t up. 

MASSILLON, Ohio - A man named Donald Duck was arrested on drug charges after an accident in a drive-through line over the weekend.

Officers said Duck, 51, was arrested at about 5:25 p.m. Saturday after he repeatedly struck the car in front of him while at a drive-through pizza line on Lincoln Way East in Massillon.

Police said Duck was charged with drug paraphernalia offenses and possession of marijuana.
According to Massillon police, Duck has been arrested numerous times on DUI charges dating back to 1991.

Baby with Bong Picture Sparks Outrage

A Florida mother has posted a picture of her baby "smoking" out of a bong on Facebook.


In a development surprising to no one but herself, the pic has gotten the attention of the Florida Department of Children and Families who have in turn launched an investigation into her parenting skills.

The 19-year-old mother is defending the photo. She claims it was taken as a joke and posted on Facebook so that she could show one of her friends.


The Florida Dept. of Children and Families isn't buying the explanation, and is now in the process of drug testing both the mother and the baby.

The unnamed mother has come forward and stated via Facebook, "If u look at the picture u can see that there is no bowl in the tabacco pipe...I would never ever ever let him get high."

If drugs were used by or found near the baby, she could face serious charges, including losing her 11-month-old son to the state of Florida.

Cover to Alan Moore's Dodgem Logic #4 is Different

This is the wraparound cover to Alan Moore’s Dodgem Logic #4 by John Coulthart. Gfest is having a hard time deciding if this is the most drug induced comic book cover we've ever seen, or just the gayest cover (not that there is anything wrong with that) we've ever seen.

The Secret Behind the Vuvuzela's World Cup Popularity

How can a person attend a soccer match and have the stamina to blow a vuvuzela horn for several straight hours in order to surround one's soccer team with the sound of swarming bees?  This picture is the answer.

"Batman" sentenced to 23 years for distributing meth

Gfest figured out how Bruce Wayne made his billions and built that sweet batcave.

The ringleader of the state's largest-ever uncovered meth ring has been sentenced to 23 years in prison.

Christopher Stewart of Walthall County, also known as "Batman," was sentenced to 278 months in a federal prison Tuesday by Judge Keith Starrett.

Is Spiderman Using LSD?

This latest footage of Spiderman obtained by gfest seems to suggest fairly clearly that Spiderman has begun to use some sort of hallucinagenic drug.  What else could possibly explain this scene below from Spiderman Fever #1?

LSD is the prime suspected drug, although Salvia may also be a strong contender.  Gfest's investigation also discovered that Spiderman is constantly out of cash and trying to borrow money from friends and associates.  Classic drug adict behavior.

Stay tuned for the announcement of him entering rehab soon.