Images from Hustler's Avatar Porn Movie - Are You HorNavi (Possibly NSFW)?

New images from the Hustler Avatar porn spoof, This Ain't Avatar XXX, have been released. Quite frankly these images don't turn me on they scare the ever living sh*t out of me. These are the things that give adolscent boys nightmares. Does anyone find these woman (I assume they're woman) coated in blue paint attractive?  I think we all agree Smurfette was smokin hot, but these Navi's are Lindsay Lohan gross.

This Ain't Avatar XXX is being released on DVD and Blu-ray this September 28th. It even has a two-disc set that includes both a 2D and 3D version of the film.

Megan Fox as Red Sonya in Millennium Films' Movie.

Last month the WONDERFUL rumor broke that Megan Fox had replaced Rose McGowan as the new Red Sonja in Millennium Films' planned movie.  While no one has validated this rumor Gfest, like a Blue Lantern, "hopes" it's true.

"Ever wondered what Megan Fox would look like as a scantily-clad barbarian in a chain-mail bikini? You need wonder no longer for I have provided the Internet with something it was truly lacking..." Gfest does all the time and we thank, thank, thank, Must...use...Powers  for their creativity and eye for beauty.  They created these Louvre worthy pieces of art.  Thank You.  

Watch J.J. Abrams' 'Super 8' Trailer Now!

The Steven Speilberg and J.J. Abrams' Super 8 trailer that has garnered as much attention as Iron Man 2 has now become available to the lonely masses via the internet.  If you have yet to see a movie trailer that involves a train crash, please watch the trailer below.  Well, at least the camera does not shake.

Vivid Launches New Superhero Porn Company

Big spoiler coming loyal readers of Gfest, people that like superheroes also like porn. We know you're as shocked as we are about this fact.

When Gfest accidentally stumbled upon Axel Braun's  Batman XXX: A Parody, we thought this guy may be on to something.  Apparently we were right!

The success of this project has encouraged porn production company Vivid Entertainment, to launch a new movie imprint, Vivid-Superhero, with Axel Braun as its lead director. In a press release, Vivid founder Steven Hirsch is quoted as saying;

"The parodies under this new imprint will pay tribute to the world’s most popular comic heroes. Axel already started pre-production on a parody of Superman, which will be followed by those of The Green Hornet, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Captain America, Thor, and The Incredible Hulk. We made the decision to create the imprint after working with Axel on Batman XXX: A Porn Parody, an Axel Braun Productions movie to be distributed by Vivid. Axel truly did an amazing job with it, and we agreed that together we could mine the really rich treasure of superheroes and have a lot of fun doing it."