Video Game Character Yearbook Profiles

Andrew Bridgman over at Dorkly posted these hilarious pictures of video game characters yearbook profiles. I love Link's quote,  "I'm gonna go into this temple I'll be right back!" (said seven years ago).  Bomberman most likely never to be allowed in an airport.  Hilarious.

Most Frightening Rumor of the Day: Jessica Simpson to Play Samus in Metroid Movie

According to IGN as well as many others, a rumor has been spreading rapidly throughout the day that, my god, i can't even say it with a straight face.  Apparently Uwe Boll, the director of BloodRayne, Shooter, Rampage, Postal, etc. is going to direct a movie version of the video game Metroid (Gfest is in with this part of the rumor).  Also, Jessica Simpson will play the role of Samus. That's where you lose us.

As IGN reported, "Well, don't get too excited yet, sinners. This is pure rumor, but it's such a delectably grotesque rumor that we just have to repeat it."  Thank god.