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According to
IGN as well as many others, a rumor has been spreading rapidly throughout the day that, my god, i can't even say it with a straight face. Apparently Uwe Boll, the director of
BloodRayne,
Shooter, Rampage,
Postal, etc. is going to direct a movie version of the video game
Metroid (Gfest is in with this part of the rumor). Also, Jessica Simpson will play the role of
Samus. That's where you lose us.
As
IGN reported, "Well, don't get too excited yet, sinners. This is pure rumor, but it's such a delectably grotesque rumor that we just have to repeat it." Thank god.
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