Most Frightening Rumor of the Day: Jessica Simpson to Play Samus in Metroid Movie
According to IGN as well as many others, a rumor has been spreading rapidly throughout the day that, my god, i can't even say it with a straight face. Apparently Uwe Boll, the director of BloodRayne, Shooter, Rampage, Postal, etc. is going to direct a movie version of the video game Metroid (Gfest is in with this part of the rumor). Also, Jessica Simpson will play the role of Samus. That's where you lose us.
As IGN reported, "Well, don't get too excited yet, sinners. This is pure rumor, but it's such a delectably grotesque rumor that we just have to repeat it." Thank god.