British Woman Accuses Batman of Sexual Assault

 

The BBC is reporting that a woman has claimed she was pulled into an alleyway and indecently assaulted by Batman over the weekend.  She's hardly the first person who has regretted a meeting in a dark alley with Batman, but she may be the most sympathetic. 

The incident took place just off Broad Street in the town of Magherafelt at around 1:15 am on Sunday.  Coincidentally, that is the exact time of night when Batman is usually on the prowl.

It is understood the woman was walking past a Chinese restaurant when she was pulled into the crime alley by the man in the Batman costume.

This costumed attacker has been described as having dark spiky hair and a squashed nose.  Police have appealed for anyone who witnessed the incident to pass on information.

Superman, Fred Flinstone and a Sailor Involved in Rape Case.

Stop me if you've heard this one - Superman, Fred Flinstone and a Sailor walk into a bar.

The classic joke actually played out in real life recently in England, but the punchline was far from funny.

Police believe that a man dressed in a sailor suit was accompanied by men dressed as Fred Flinstone and Superman. The sailor is now being sought for allegedly sexually assaulting a woman in local pub. A 28-year-old woman was approached by the 'sailor' and sexually assaulted, at around 11.30pm. He was wearing a white sailor's uniform, with a white captain's hat and black peak, plus aviator-style sun glasses.

Detective constable Billy Johnson, of the Newcastle Police said: "The offender was very distinctive due to the way he was dressed, but also by the men he was in company with."