How to Make the Legend of Zelda Better - Add Lesbians

It's hard to be critical of the Legend of Zelda video game series.  The wildly popular series brought to us by Nintendo and Mr. Miyamoto always seems to produce games that are not only epic but ones that are also innovative and "game changing."

So gfest is smart enough to know that we shouldn't be making any recommendations about what should be in the new Zelda Skyward Sword game in development at Nintendo right now.  Those folks are smart enough to figure it out themselves.  But if we were the type to make a suggestions, ours would involve lesbians. 

The Twilight Remake for Guys

I have never seen a Twilight movie, nor have I read the book.  But the warning screen for this video had me hooked.  So apparently I have to choose a team now. 

"The following spoof contains some profanity, kissing and girls in their underwear.  View Discretion is Advised."

Justice League Girls Gone Wild!!

Wonder Woman and Power Girl engaged in a lesbian kiss. 
Gfest loves those Friday night parties at the the Hall of Justice. 

Art by suspiciouslens

Batman versus Lesbians

Batman and Lesbians: two great tastes that taste great together.  Artist TheoDR should be commended for this masterpiece, especially that one panel where Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy kiss. 

Watch Sandra Bullock & Scarlett Johansson Kiss on MTV Movie Awards

There were many highlights at the MTV Movie Awards 2010 but in gfest's esteemed opinion, Sandra Bullock’s kiss with Scarlett Johansson will be the most talked about.

How Did the Kiss Go Down?

Bullock approached the stage to accept her Generation Award. Betty White gave an introduction – as did Bradley Cooper – but why was Scarlett Johansson on stage helping to present?

Sandra didn't seem to know either, so she turned to Scarlett and said how she honestly didn’t know why she was on stage to help hand out the award. “It’s seriously awkward” said Bullock. Scarlett then explained that her boyfriend Ryan Reynolds wanted to be there for their nomination for Best Kiss but couldn’t make it so she was there to fill in. Then, out of nowhere, the two locked lips.

 

Now, do you want to know what was REALLY awkward?  That kiss.  I mean that sucked.  I thought Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson were widely considered to be professionals in the field of acting.  You'd never know it from watching that.  

 

So Sandra and Scarlett, here's some background for you to review.  Watch and Learn how you're supposed to do a Lesbian kiss...

 

 

Top 5 Wonder Woman Bondage Computer Generated Graphics

Those people who are interested in bondage, have always felt a special connection with Wonder Woman.  She's gorgeous, and she always has that golden lasso by her side.  Last week, we profiled the Top 5 Wonder Woman Bondage Pencil Sketch Pictures.  This week, we give Princess Diana the same spotlight, except in the world of computer generated graphics. 

 
Here are gfest's picks for our Top 5 favorite Wonder Woman bondage computer generated graphics.

1. The wheel is awesome, the ball gag is just a bonus

2.  Oh, you naughty, naughty Batgirl.

3. Is this the best Marvel / DC crossover ever?  Yes it is.

4. Three on one.  Those odds are in your favor.

5. This one kind of confuses me. 

source (hipcomix.com, artist YPVS, Tuffers Art)

Top 5 Wonder Woman Bondage Pencil Sketch Pictures

Wonder Woman has a long history of experimenting with bondage.  Having that golden lasso around all the time, probably just leads to things.  Fun things.  Kinky things.  Awesome things. 

Here are gfest's picks for our top five favorite Wonder Woman bondage sketches.

Number 1 - Simply Amazing.  By far and away the best of the bunch.

Number 2 - Wonder Woman with a Hint of Asian. 

Number 3 - The rack - a classic that never dissapoints.

Number 4 - Lesbian bondage - twice the fun!

Number 5 - Bondage with Dr. Light in the room is never a good thing.

 

Hogwarts Sexiest Wizard Takes a Bath with Harry Potter

Emma Watson who plays Hermoine Granger in the HARRY POTTER films is shown taking a bath in this clip from some British TV drama.  I'm not exactly sure what Harry Potter is doing in the bathtub with her, but I can only presume he is looking for her golden snitch.