New Avatar Parody Porn Trailer Debuts With Disappointing Title

Building on its string of successful porn parody titles, Hustler has released the trailer to its latest XXX parody based on the most successful film of all time - Avatar.  While we continue to think the costumes in this film are anything but sexy, our gripe focuses on the completely unoriginal name that Hustler has come up with for the film:

  This Ain't Avatar XXX.

Good lord is that boring.  Because we at Gfest are givers, we proudly offer the good folks the following names for their proposed Avatar Porn, all of which are better than This Ain't Avatar XXX:

Into The Blue, Assatar, Blue Job or Blue Balls of Fury

You're Welcome, now enjoy the trailer.

NEW AVATAR 2 Details (James Cameron Looks To Go 7 Miles Underwater For Avatar 2 )

James Cameron is looking to go where no director has gone before (click here to read about the only two people to ever do it) in order to get footage for Avatar 2. Cameron looks to go to the bottom of the sea, seven miles below sea level, to shoot sequences at the bottom of the Challenger Deep in the Mariana Trench east of the Philippines. This is the deepest point in the world's oceans, and only two other people have gone there: explorers Jacques Piccard and Don Walsh.

Cameron has commissioned a bespoke submarine, built of high-tech, man-made composite materials and powered by electric motors, which will be capable of surviving the tremendous pressures at a depth of seven miles. He will go there in the sub to shoot 3D footage to be incorporated into Avatar 2. Cameron plans for Avatar 2 to explore the oceans and exotic sea life of the alien world Pandora. The design of the submarine that he will need is not completely clear, but it will likely resemble the $4 million Deep Flight Challenger commissioned by the late American aviator and explorer Steve Fossett in 2007.

Via: 411mania

Images from Hustler's Avatar Porn Movie - Are You HorNavi (Possibly NSFW)?

New images from the Hustler Avatar porn spoof, This Ain't Avatar XXX, have been released. Quite frankly these images don't turn me on they scare the ever living sh*t out of me. These are the things that give adolscent boys nightmares. Does anyone find these woman (I assume they're woman) coated in blue paint attractive?  I think we all agree Smurfette was smokin hot, but these Navi's are Lindsay Lohan gross.

This Ain't Avatar XXX is being released on DVD and Blu-ray this September 28th. It even has a two-disc set that includes both a 2D and 3D version of the film.

Halloween in July - the Avatar BodyPaint Costume

Forget Christmas in July, Halloween in July is where all the action is at.  We suspect that Avatar costumes will probably spring up everywhere this October, because its been a while since the ladies have had a new option in the "slutty costume" category. 

They'll be hard pressed to do better than this entry, which is truly fantastic.  And if the costume works properly, it also has the ability to give some lucky guy blue balls as well! 

Extremely Creative and Very Cool Twitter Avatars

Wow!  Sometimes you just get lucky and find a treasure when surfing around the net.  Today's that day.  Check out these wonderful Twitter Avatars from Ape Lad over at Flickr.  They're all so good it is hard to decide on which one you want to utilize.  Head over to Ape Lad's page by clicking here to obtain even more Twitter Avatar possibilities.

The Smurf - Avatar Crossover the World has Demanded

Smurf/Avatar mashup t-shirt by Louise Mundo on sale at Threadless.  Gargamel had better watch his f*@king back, the Smurfs have finally had enough of his crap!

Avatar Has Now Crossed the $3 Billion Mark

Bluray.com is reporting that Avatar has now sold 6.2 million Blu-ray copies in the first three weeks since launch—that's a steady climb since the 2.7 million sold in the first four days.  On top of that, there's another 13.5 million in DVD sales. 

Let's just take a second and mull over the money machine that is Avatar.  Let's be conservative and use the current price at Amazon for these items, even though most sales would have been for more than this price.

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  6.2 million blu-rays at $19.99 each = $124 million
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  13.5 million DVDs at $15.99 each = $216 million
• Domestic Box Office = $748 million
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  International Box Office = $1.97 billion

Grand Total -- $3 billion dollars in sales so far.

Just to put those numbers in perspective, Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight racked up 16 million sales of both Blu-ray and DVDs together.

James Cameron's epic is now the top-selling Blu-ray release of all time worldwide, and it has no signs of slowing down.