Playboy Launches Grand Theft Auto Like 3D Video Game

With the business of girlie magazines quickly going the way of the CD player, Playboy is desperately trying to find a new business model, and new ways of making money.  Apparently, they've pinned their hopes on putting "Playboy caliber women" into video games. 

Hef's company has partnered with online game company Bigpoint to distribute select titles through Playboy's website, beginning with Bigpoint’s Poisonville, which is a browser-based MMO crime game (in the spirit of Grand Theft Auto) that puts gamers into a fictional U.S. city where crime and corruption rule the streets.

Players must complete a series of missions in order to counteract corruption, regain respect, and rebuild their reputations. Throughout the game, players will encounter beautiful, Playboy-caliber women. In full-3D, players can drive a variety of vehicles, engage in player vs. player combat, and compete in ongoing competitions designed to simulate gang warfare - all through a standard web browser.


Putting Playboy models into video games is an idea that's hard to argue with.  Having said that, Poisonville doesn't exactly look like the greatest video game ever made.  Call us when Playboy releases Womb Raider.   
 

Playboy Model Does Yoga with Her Nintendo Wii Fit

What are two great tastes that taste great together?  In Gfest's book its Playboy models and the Nintendo Wii Fit.
The combination of flexibility and the sexually enticing moves that are associated with yoga, and the curvy body of a fit Playboy model are a match made in heaven, which is where you will think you have just visited after taking a look at this clip.

Will Green Lantern's Blake Lively Be Appearing in Playboy?

The National Enquirer claims Gossip Girl star Blake Lively wants to drop her teenybopper image … by dropping her pants and everything else for Playboy.

Praise Lord Darkseid, gfest sure hopes this is true. The Enquirer says Blake is asking a whopping $2.5 million to bare all for the mag.

The 22-year-old started to consider posing nude after making the movie The Private Lives of Pippa Lee. She sort of had a creepy nude scene in that.

OK, we've never even heard of that movie, but let's all take a gfest break and go buy that movie HERE.

“Playboy had already been calling her. She figures a Playboy spread now will really give her career some heat,” a source said, noting that her family is divided.

Rachel Uchitel (aka Tiger's Sexy Whore) is Posing for Playboy

Rachel Uchitel, the mistress with wonderfully big  breasts, who was paid a reported $10 million dollars to conceal news of their affair, has found a new way to make some extra cash – by posing for Playboy!

TMZ reports that the 35-year-old former nightlife hostess, who previously turned down the mag, will be shooting a spread in three weeks and “won’t be baring it all — just the backside … and the topside.”

She's so classy, Gfest can see why she only was a whore to rich, married men.  Why can't Gfest be rich!

Next Playboy Will Feature Hope Dworaczyk in 3D

Apparently, Hugh Hephner invented 3D or something.  According to MSNBC, when Heff launched Playboy back in the 50's, he hired a photographer to shoot two girls nude in 3D. But the price of packaging the 3D glasses with the magazine was too high. This week, Hef's dream becomes a reality.

In an effort to bolster low readership, the June 2010 edition of Playboy, ON SALE HERE, will feature centerfold Hope Dworaczyk in good old fashioned blue and red glasses 3D. 

This is Playboy's big plan? Not good. The magazine has seen circulation plummet from 3.5 million to 1.5 million in less than five years.  The Playboy Mansion had to be sold off.  It's not hard to see why. 

Thanks a lot for the ancient 3D technology, Heff.  But gfest will pass.  We'll just look at her picture above instead.