Monday, August 23, 2010

STAR WARS Scents: Slave Leia Perfume and Eau Lando Cologne

Have you ever wondered exactly what Lando Calrissian smelled like (Colt 45 Malt Liquor), or wished that the essence of Leia could be yours (wet, smelly sand)?

Thanks to the Star Wars Celebration V Festival, you too can smell like either ther ruler of Cloud City/suave ex-space pirate or a princess enslaved by a fat slug like beast that kissed her own brother.  For $39.95 each, you can buy Eau Lando cologne or Slave Leia perfume.

Eau Lando comes in a tiny cape, but Slave Leia perfume comes with a choker chain and is said to be “more powerful than a thermal detonator, and yet more comfortable than a metal bikini.”

It's about time Star Wars got into the nerd fragrance market.

Source Collider and Star War.

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