Friday, October 8, 2010

Boba Fett and Darth Vader Take On Pulp Fiction

Pulp Fiction would have been so much cooler with Boba Fett and Darth Vader in it.  Just imagine them in the scene where they both are cleaning up the inside of the blood covered car:

Darth Vader:  Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.
Boba Fett: Lord Vader, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that?
Darth Vader: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.
Boba Fett: I got a threshold, Darth. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. That's all. I could blow.
Darth Vader: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow?
Boba Fett: Yeah, I'm ready to blow.
Darth Vader: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!


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