Tuesday, July 13, 2010

This Just Sounds F*king Horrible

Really?  Fucking KNIGHT AND SQUIRE?  Their own six issue run?  These two were maxed out during The "Club of Heroes" series.  I can't possible be the only person in our entire comic planet that believes this may possibly be the biggest piece of shit comic since JUSTICE LEAGUE: RISE OF THE ARSENAL, oh wait, that piece of shit was forced down out throats only a few weeks ago.

Here's the exciting solicitation from The Source:
Hot off the white-hot start to his ACTION COMICS run, writer Paul Cornell turns his sharp pen to the Batman universe, and takes on the Dynamic Duo’s across-the-pond colleagues – Knight and Squire! Teaming with interior artist Jimmy Broxton and cover artist Yanick Paquette, the six-issue mini-series puts the spotlight on the London counterparts to Batman and Robin.

When the barriers preventing an all-out battle in a secret city populated by heroes and villains alike are lifted, all hell breaks loose and only the Knight and Squire can step in to put things write. But can the tandem keep the peace between friends and foe?

What say you, Mr. Cornell?

“I’m delighted to be working in DC Britain! Grant always said that he added something to the Knight and Squire’s world with every appearance: we’ll be taking that policy, and the amount of over the top weird and wonderful zany surreal Britishness and dialling them up to eleven. If you’ve wanted to see a milkman fighting a dinosaur in a suit, in a pub, then this is the comic for you.”
Fuck Ya, "Wonderful Zany surreal Britishness...?"  Sounds awesome.  And, comics need more Milkmen fighting dinosaurs.   Everyone knows that.


  1. Couldn't agree more. Given Paul Cornell's awesomeness on Captain Britain, why do we have to sink to this slapstick, send-up of my home country? Why can't DC have a "straight" comic set in the UK instead of this tired sounding nonsense? Very poor show, chaps!

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