Can't Afford an iPad? Get a Fake One for Only $49

We want an iPad.  Like really badly.  Seriously, have we mentioned we want aniPad?  Instead, we get a chance to buy an iDummy ($49, iPadDummy.net).

These display models are realistic-looking alternatives to an actual iPad.  Now, what kind of mischief could you cause with a fake iPad.  We expect to see these babies showing up in viral videos all over the internet soon.