Thursday, May 27, 2010

Who Knew Darth Vader had Such Pearly Whites?

Who knew under all that hardware that the catalyst behind Anakin Skywalker's entire black suit was to whiten his teeth?  Gfest has seen Return of the Jedi many, many times and never realized until now why Anakin glowed after his death.  It was the light radiating off his teeth.  Gfest can only assume that the moon light reflecting off Anakin's teeth is why Obi Wan and Yoda also had such a glow on Endor. 

Well now the Darkside teeth whitening system can be yours even if you're a Rebel.  Beaming White: Teeth Whitening Headset Kit can turn even the darkest of darkside teeth, glowing "like the force" white.  Using the same wavelengths as professional teeth machines it will lighten your teeth in within an hour while you get on with your life.

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