Girl at SEC Visits 1800 Porn Sites While at Work

You know that one guy you work with?  The one you really think may look at a lot of porn at work?  We know you said yes. Because every office has at least one. But can you think of the girl in your office who does?  No?  Then you don't work at the Security and Exchange Commission. 

You see the SEC just found one the rarest of rare creatures: the girl who surfs porn at work.

An investigation was just released that said SEC employees were basically just like employees at every other workplace in America.  They look at porn at work.  Well, to be fair, they seem look at lot of porn.  Except at the SEC, the girls do it too. 

The SEC has investigated 33 of their employees for "looking at explicit images,” according to an SEC memo obtained by the Associated Press. The girl in question, an SEC accountant tried to access porn 16,000 times in one month.

The more common catch was a guy who spent eight hours a day watching and downloading porn.  When his disk drive was full he resorted to CDs and DVDs.  Damn dude, that's a lot of porn. 

Roughly a quarter of U.S. employees with Internet access have looked at porn while on the clock, according to October figures from Nielsen Online.  So let's not come down too hard on these employees.  It's hardly surprising that a financial crisis of such magnitude would drive some SEC employees in search of a sexual release. gfest