The Twilight Remake for Guys

I have never seen a Twilight movie, nor have I read the book.  But the warning screen for this video had me hooked.  So apparently I have to choose a team now. 

"The following spoof contains some profanity, kissing and girls in their underwear.  View Discretion is Advised."

Woman Claims Vampire Caused Car Accident

FRUITA, Colo. - If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado's Grand Valley.

The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal.

She was not injured.

State Troopers say the woman's husband arrived at the scene and took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away.

Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash.  Gfest does. 

2010 MTV Awards:Twilight's Robert Pattinson & Les Grossman (Tom Cruise)

Gfest thought Tom Cruise portraying Less Grossman a major studio executive was the best damn part of Tropic Thunder.  Don't get us wrong we liked Tropic Thunder and found it to be very, very funny, but you have to admit Tom Cruise stole the show. 

MTV released a damn funny preview for the Award show this Sunday (June 6) featuring Tom Cruise and everyone favorite dirty, greasy vampire, Robert Pattinson.  You can watch the skit below.  Enjoy the awesomeness of Less Grossman.