Superhero Relationship Couple Appears on Wife Swap

I'm not sure who's crazier: the two dressed up in the picture to the left or the people who hire them to solve their relationship problems.


Shanti (whose real former name is Patti) and her fianacée Arjuna (whose real name is Harold), like to dress up as superheroes and walk around like that in full daylight in New York City.
The pair are of a couple of self-described "relationship" experts, who wear spandex and use their superhero identities to teach students about how to deal with the opposite sex.

Maybe that's not the craziest thing ever, but it sure as hell seems like it.  And I just can't get over the fact that Arjuna/Harold is dressed up as Wonder Woman.  The guy has a closet full of superhero outfits, so why does he choose to dress up as Wonder Woman? 

Breast Implants Got Woman Into a Comic Book

Karla-Rae Morris, 29, is a model in St. Alberta Canada. 


She will also soon be featured as a comic book superhero, a role she says she would have never dreamed of before she received a gift of $8,000 for breast implants.

About 2,000 copies of the fantasy-style graphic novel, created by Mike Roshuk, are expected to be printed by late summer.

Morris is one of hundreds of flat-chested, financially-strapped women who have resorted to asking men for online donations to get boob jobs.

The cash for Morris’s surgery was donated by men on the controversial website http://www.myfreeimplants.com/

Two men gave her more than $2,000 each and another man pitched in $1,000.
To attract donors, Morris admits she sent them nude photos.


Source - cnews

20/20 to Profile Real People with Superpowers?

Tonight on ABC, 20/20 takes the air with what looks like a very interesting special on real life super humans.  Granted, the names Bird Man, Human Spider, Iceman and Mermaid need a LOT of work, but we're going to assume some idiot at 20/20 gave them those names just for this show.  So we'll cut them some slack.

Regardless of the god awful names, anytime you can show us real life people who may have developed superpowers, gfest will watch. 

Creepiest Superhero Movie Sex Scene of All Time?

Dave Howard recently put together a list of the creepiest sex scenes ever from superhero movies.  It's actually surprising how many there are. 

But gfest agrees with the pick for Number 1 Creepiest Sex Scene of All Time - from Howard the Duck.  This love scene between a freakin' duck and Lea Thompson is... well it's just wrong.  And weird.  And hard to understand how human/duck sex would actually work.

The only consolation in this clip, is that Lea Thompson actually looks pretty hot in her tiny panties and revealing tank top.  Check it out for yourself below.  You know you're going to. 

Top 15 Superhero Sex Position Names

Recently on Twitter, a little game developed where people were asked to come up with names for sex positions based on superheroes.  Gfest thought that the results were pretty funny.  Below are our top 15 favorite superhero sex position names.  Which will you be trying tonight?

• The Hulk Smash
• Magoggie Style
• Booster Gold Shower
• Dirty Sinestro
• Tickling Her Black Canary
• Howard the Fuck
• Penetrating the Fortress of Solitude
• Reverse Boy Wonder
• Thor's Rusty Hammer
• Growing the Apache Chief
• Hawking the Dove
• Silver Surf Her
• Spelunking Her Batcave
• The Omega Effect
• Martian Manhumper

But Is He the Fastest Man Alive in Bed?

This is a funny cartoon of the Flash getting some real superhero action.  I wonder which Flash that is though?  Gfest's guess is that its Barry Allen.  The old man is probably just excited to be back from the dead and having sex again. 

Gfest was going to guess Jay Garrick, but we assume that Jay practices safe sex and always wears a helmet in bed.

Bad Moments in Superhero Dating

Funny cartoon about the challenges Superheroes face on the dating scene.