Thursday, July 1, 2010

Woman Claims Vampire Caused Car Accident

FRUITA, Colo. - If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado's Grand Valley.

The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal.

She was not injured.

State Troopers say the woman's husband arrived at the scene and took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away.

Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash.  Gfest does. 

10 comments:

  1. I suspect an overdose of "Twilight" films and movies contributed to the obsession that caused this accident. Personally, I think the Invisible Man is stalking me, but that's another story.

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  2. I hear you. I've always had the feeling Dead Man was following me.

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  3. So wait, how did she come to the vampire conclusion? Was it drinking somethings blood or what? Or was it just some ratty, dirty man? If the latter, why wouldn't she just assume it was a hobo or soemthing?

    ... I'm being logical, aren't I?

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  4. how she identify that he is a vampire may be thats a goust

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  5. I THINK VAMPIRE STILL EXIST

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  6. I THINK VAMPIRES STILL MIGHT EXIST SOMEWHERE. MAYBE HIDING OUT IN A CAVE SOMEWHERE, WHERE IT IS COLD AND DARK. AND WHERE NO-ONE WILL FIND THEM WATCH OUT PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN DARK AND COLD AND PLACES WHERE THE SUN HARDLY COMES OUT they will be waiting !!!!! xoxo lauren

    PEOPLE WE ARE NOT CRAZY!! ANONYMOUS YOU ARE BEING LOGICAL ...

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  7. Vampires are real.
    I know this for a fact.
    A few months ago my friend starting acting extremly weird after she came back from a holiday in Western Australia.
    The moment I saw her I gasped at her new found appearance. She had said that it was 'a treat' while she was on holidays. Days later we were in the car on the way to a party, when a car swung into us and crashed. I awoke in hospital, few broken bones and etc. My friend was unharmed. I was shocked mostly because the car that hit us, had hit her side. We examined the car when I was released from hospital, and the whole of the drivers side of the car was completly GONE. The seat was mangled. Door pushed in. She should be dead, but she's not. It's probably luck, if not for me catching her drinking blood at work.

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  8. I knw our imagination tks d btter prt of us at tyms..bt seriously d woman saw smtin nd gt so terrified!we shld smtyms think of d myb's b4 mkin conclusions coz it jst myt b u nxt tym nd i wonder hw u wld feel if ur nt tkin seriously!!

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  9. There is absolutely no physical evidence that vampires exist just like there is no evidence of witches,zombies,or werewolves.it would be cool if they existed but I highly doubt God would have created such creatures.

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  10. I believe that anything under the sun is possible. It's my belief that vampires are real (no affiliation with Twilight) and my beliefs have nothing to do with Religion.

    And if they are wondering about, who are you to judge if one isn't real or not? You haven't seen them. Who knows. They could be in hiding. Because the Government are full of arrogant jackasses that if they feel a threat, they must cut the beings brain out and see what they can learn.

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