Recent Plague of Earthquakes a Result of Rise in Premarital Sex

Maybe we are just more nervous than the average gfester, but the recent string of earthquakes in the world is kind of scaring the crap out of us.  I was really beginning to worry that the Earth might be going Krypton on us and blowing up any minute.

But an Iranian cleric has cleared all that up.  Attractive women who dress inappropriately cause youth to go astray and "incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes"  Seems so obvious once you hear it doesn't it?

"Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," Aftab-e Yazd newspaper quoted him as saying at a Tehran prayer service late last week.

Side note - kind of funny to hear a religious cleric use the word taint.