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Kentucky Fried Chicken will be unveiling its Double Down sandwich on Monday. And for those of you that didn't know, it's bacon between two fried chicken "buns," with special sauce and pepperjack cheese.
The KFC sandwich will be available in two forms. The Original Recipe sandwich will set you back about 540 calories, 32g of fat and 1380mg of sodium. The not-as-bad-for-you Grilled Double Down totals 460 calories, 23g of fat and 1430mg of sodium.

I dare say that this more Americans will puke after eating this god awful thing than did after reading
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