Carrot Top Get a Pap Smear - Results Confusing

As promised and trumpeted in a press release, comedian Carrot Top had a public pap smear to raise awareness, cameras rolling. 

Carrot Top, in a blue bikini, underwent the poolside pap for his show "My Life on the D-List." He also showed off his new vagina bedazzling, aka vagazzling, which no one had asked to see.